I hate the p-word.

I'm pretty damn liberal when it comes to expletives, and there are very few that I don't enjoy. One of them is the common euphemism for vagina. I hate that word. I hate it. And do you want to know why? Because it reminds me of first grade. This should give you an idea of what life was like being educated in the Westmoreland County public school system, but this is absolutely true. When I was in first grade, a girl pulled down her pants and told a classmate to "suck it."