When you eat pizza with the cheese and toppings scraped off for lunch, a gigantic oatmeal cookie for a snack, and a pint of ice cream (low fat...but still ice cream) for dinner, you're left feeling...like something salty.
You also have hot flashes.
And no energy.
And you want to die.
And you ask yourself, how did you leave the grocery store with nothing but a gigantic cucumber, smart balance and a pint of ice cream? What the hell were you thinking? Why didn't you pick up some Pringles, which you haven't craved since college?