I'm all about embracing my WASPiness for the sake of irony*, which explains my recent boat shoes purchase. But I will never - NEVER - own plaid shorts. I'm already anti-shorts because my legs are too skinny and also so white that I might cause car crashes. Blinding. Blinding drivers.
Also, why ruin plaid by putting it on shorts? Shorts are for white-trash people. White trash don't wear plaid!
*I totally read the J. Crew catalogue for the sake of irony, as well.
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I think this guy was at the Ben Gibbard show last night. I wish someone had thrown a bottle at his head.
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