Thursday, May 10, 2007

I hate plaid shorts.

I'm all about embracing my WASPiness for the sake of irony*, which explains my recent boat shoes purchase. But I will never - NEVER - own plaid shorts. I'm already anti-shorts because my legs are too skinny and also so white that I might cause car crashes. Blinding. Blinding drivers.

Also, why ruin plaid by putting it on shorts? Shorts are for white-trash people. White trash don't wear plaid!

*I totally read the J. Crew catalogue for the sake of irony, as well.

1 comment:

gutenmegan said...

I think this guy was at the Ben Gibbard show last night. I wish someone had thrown a bottle at his head.