1. James Taylor's eyebrows.
2. An Inconvenient Truth won an award for BEST ORIGINAL SONG.
3. Jack Nicholson's bald head.
4. Michael Mann's film-school editing of "American images."
5. Little Miss Sunshine won best original screenplay.
6. Peter O'Toole's reaction shots. We get it - he's really old and doesn't get the jokes anymore. Leave him alone!
7. Seriously. Melissa Etheridge.
8. The idea that this year's Oscar's were "green" despite the cans and cans of hairspray that went into Beyonce's hair.
Although, I shouldn't complain considering my winnings in the Oscar pool. Seventeen correct picks!