Overheard outside Logan Square Auditorium, in line for the Joanna Newsom show.
Some Dude: "Have you heard her new album?"
Some Girl: "No, I haven't. Is it any good?"
Some Dude: "It's different. I mean, it's very... 'proggy.'"
"PROGGY?" I think you don't realize, Dumb Shit, that "prog" is already an adjective. Shave off your ironic mustache and stop spouting out baseless opinions and I might not want to punch you in the balls.