I was peacefully reading in bed when I looked up and noticed a gigantic flying-type bug on the ceiling above me. I jumped up, grabbed the vacuum, and tried to suck it up, but it scuttled down the wall behind the bed. I blindly waved the vacuum attachment around under the bed, but I'm sure I didn't get it.
I'm not even willing to consider that it might have been a cockroach.
Sweet Jesus. What do I do?!