I hate my neighbor for the usual reasons, as well as some more superficial ones. But the thing I hate the most is how I can tell when there's a Redskins football game on because he plays his TV so goddamn loudly I can hear the commentary.
Dude, you live three doors away from me. I know it's you in the baseball cap. I can hear you and your friends yelling at the TV and ripping open bags of chips.
Today is going to be different. Today I'm going to drown you out with Sonic Youth. Because it's the only band I own music by who has the potential to drown out the goddamn drums.
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